🍻 LOCKER ROOM JUSTICE • EST. 2005

BEER DUTY & CHIRPS

"You miss an open net, you buy a 24-pack."

Dakota Community Club bylaws require absolute transparency on who supplies the post-game tailgate refreshments. Spin the wheel to settle the score.

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Who's buying the post-game 24-pack for the tailgate? Spin to resolve all dressing room arguments.

GOALIE EXEMPTION: ACTIVE (Rule 4.2)

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CURRENT VERDICT:

READY TO SPIN

Spin the wheel to determine who hits the cold beer vendor.

#11 Mike Fagundes Even

#12 Derek Balcaen 1 Case

#1 Mich Driedger Even

#4 Russ Audette Even

#7 Marty Bruyere 2 Cases

#9 Ryan Wood 1 Case

#19 Shawn Even

#15 Rick Even

#22 Graham 1 Case

#8 Dave Even

#27 Chris Chubala 1 Case

#33 Ian Even

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Authentic beer league audio generated in real-time. Turn up your speakers.

CHIRP OF THE DAY: "Good thing for you the refs lost track of the score because you were getting smoked!" — Marty Bruyere

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1. Location: Northeast corner of Dakota CC parking lot, far enough from the arena doors to avoid civilian traffic.
2. Temperature Rule: Cans must be iced. Bringing ambient-temperature beer in the winter is considered an insult to the hockey gods.
3. Post-Game Debrief: Minimum 30 minutes debriefing game events, phantom offsides, and referee blunders.
4. Drafting Scribe Notes: Derek Balcaen receives first beverage while gathering quotes for The Oil Rag.

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Russ's Knee Incident vs GOBS

Fell behind own net, Feb 25 2009

Woody's Dry-Land Training Ankle

Freak off-season gymnastics mishap

CLASSIC

Ref Scorekeeping Amnesia

Marty: "Good thing the refs lost track of the score"

CHIRP