THE LUBE KINGS ROSTER
The brave souls who trade sleep, cartilage, and dignity for 22:00 ice slots on freezing Tuesday nights. Here stands the permanent roster of South St-Vital's finest.
Mike Fagundes
Sniper in the slot, keeper of the keys, orchestrator of the zero-cost Cloudflare cloud stack.
Derek Balcaen
Legendary editor of The Oil Rag. Never saw a neutral zone turnover he couldn't turn into journalistic gold.
Mich Driedger
Quite handsome, makes acrobatic split saves, never pays for beer under league section 4.2.
Russ Audette
Veteran blue-liner. Sacrificed knees behind his own net in the trenches against the GOBS.
Marty Bruyere
Crowd favorite and highly touted off-season acquisition. Always questioning referee scorekeeping.
Ryan Wood
Survivor of the notorious off-season incident at the Lube Kings dry-land training facility.
Shawn
Perennial points leader and multi-goal playoff hero. Puts pucks where mom keeps the peanut butter.
Rick
Smooth hands, consistent setup man, tailgate coordinator.
Graham
Two-way threat who never backs down along the Dakota CC boards.
Dave
Clutch points producer through the regular season and playoff stretches.
Chris Chubala
Key addition during the historic 09/10 campaign. High motor, big smile.
Ian
Breaking news from Twitter, locker room intelligence officer.
THE DRESSING ROOM BYLAWS (EST. 2005)
Adopted unanimously by player vote at Big Guy's on Meadowood.
Under League Code Section 4.2, Mich the goalie never pays for beer. Acrobatic split saves earn lifetime liquid immunity.
Walking into Dakota CC 7 minutes before the buzzer means you are taping everyone's sticks and getting the water bottles.
Win or lose, win 7-5 or tie 5-5, the tailgate behind the rink is mandatory. Cold cans only; warm beer is grounds for benching.
Derek Balcaen's post-game recaps are legally binding. Disputed scorekeeper stats must be contested via official rebuttal on the website.