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Season Well Underway
Oct 7, 2009
By Derek Balcaen • 2009

Season Well Underway

With the 09/10 campaign now already in its 5th week, the Lube Kings find themselves with a 3-1 record in division 4 play. The first few games proved to be of the team building v...

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09-10 Season Draws Nearer
Sep 1, 2009
By Derek Balcaen • 2009

09-10 Season Draws Nearer

As the summer that never was draws nearer to its end, the members of the Lube Kings hockey club are now in full preparation mode for the upcoming winter season. Dry land trainin...

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Bloodbath at the Wood
Nov 22, 2006
By The Lube King • 2006

Bloodbath at the Wood

At times it looked like a scene from the St-Pierre VS Matt Hughes matchup in the octagon. The fists were flying and the blood was flowing during the first meeting of the season ...

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1st Series Done
Apr 3, 2008
By Derek Balcaen • 2008

1st Series Done

Last night at Dakota CC the Lube Kings took care of business by handing Pauwel's Lighting an early dismissal from the first round of the playoffs.

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